dutch porpoise


you stick the whole package in the girls mouth
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise…
person 1: i totally gave taiquasia the dutch porpoise last night
person 2: i know i can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!

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