when you re-use your bro’s already used condom in an emergency
“i’m out of condoms but this chick is down” “it’s cool bro i just finished we can dutch rubber this one”
- manly pleasure
when a man is masturbating, given a handjob, given head, or is having s-xual intercourse and his c-ck starts to -j-c-l-t- at his climax and he c-ms a lot of his manly juices out of his c-ck. it makes him gasp, and shudder in the rush of the moment. opposite of tip bust yo dude, […]
- emotional intelligence
ability to identify emotions in self and others. something corinne on the bachelor apparently didn’t have. taylor: she’s so dumb, i had to define emotional intelligence to her.
a headucator is a female teacher who is so skilled in the ancient art of d-ck sucking that she could teach a cl-ss about it. karen gave me the most amazing bl-wj-b last night that i came twice! she should change careers and be a headucator instead of a paralegal.
- texas salad
the act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that b-tch yo melissa had the best texas salad i’ve ever tasted
- pig ring
a septum piercing, which looks similar to that seen on a large pig or steer. often accompanied with a vapid instagram account with thousands of followers, an over-inflated amount of self-esteem, and in some cases technicolor hair. “she looked great from behind – but when i saw that pig ring on her face i didn’t […]