Dutch Sea Monkey


the act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal sp-ce of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.

applicable to both s-xes.
person 1: why is the water over here so warm?
person 2: you’ve just been dutch sea monkeyed!

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