Dutch Steamer
the act of defecating in a pot and placing it on a hot plate in your ex-girlfriend’s dorm room.
gross! that b-st-rd left a dutch steamer in my room! they had to fumigate my whole floor.
a dutch steamer is performed by walking up to the shower while your old lady is steamin’ up and simply farting into her area and closing her off from getting out. then letting her enjoy the smell of your -n-s/r-ct-m for at least 30 seconds.
“dude drake really pulled a dutch steamer on betty last night! she told me it was the best she’s ever had!”
when a man defecates on a woman’s v-g-n- and then engages in s-xual intercourse with said v-g-n-. he then -j-c-l-t-s on the fecal matter and rubs the mixture on her chest. hopefully, it’s still steaming at this point.
in order to drill as close as 10 miles off the us coast, a member of the oil industry must perform a dutch steamer on a member of the mineral management service.
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