Dutch surprise


a dutch oven that has gone too far.
from the daily telegraph:
“in london today the shock news spread that her royal highness queen elizabeth ii and her husband phillip will be filing for divorce. a spokesperson for the royals has exclusively told the daily telegraph that the queen initiated the procedings after prince phillip gave her a dutch surprise this morning. prince phillip has long been known to be a patron of the dutch oven.”
3 more definitions
leaving a p–p in someone’s bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.
i left her a dutch surprise. no number, just p–p.
the act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket
i gave that little b-tch a dutch treat
an unpleasant fart which involveds farting on someone’s head and covering it with a blanket.
you just earned one dutch surprise you weinerhead

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