Dutch Timebomb
the act of standing amongst a group of people, breaking wind silently and then walking away, so by the time the smell hits the crowd you are out of sight and therefore beyond suspicion.
“yeah that conversation was f-cking boring, so i left them a dutch timebomb and bailed.”
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