Dutch Toaster Oven
similar to the dutch oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a t-rd cry (fart).
bob: “rich, check this out!”
rich: “what?”
bob: -traps rich in trench coat and farts-
rich: “oh that’s a nasty dutch toaster oven!”
to cup one’s hand behind their -ss and drop a silent but deadly b-tt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person’s nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.
steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.
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