dutch trotter
the dutch trotter is like the the dutch rudder except you need to be really flexible its for those guys who have foot fetishes anyways>:you place your p-n-s between your big toe and the other toe while the girl moves your leg so that you give your self a foot job…..
have fun
guy1: dude that babe we met last night suggested i try the dutch trotter it was f-kn great
guy2: errmm bout that so called babe…….
guy1: huh??…. what are you gettan at bro?
guy2: that was my gay brother he paid me $100 if i didnt say nothing
guy1: meh doesnt matter least he didnt touch me or f-ck me in the -ss or make me give him a gobby
guy2: actually……….
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