Dutch Virgin
s-xual position involving missionary position, but where the female closes her legs after insertion, and the male straddles them and clamps them shut as he thrusts. useful when the female has a loose v-g-n-. recommended as best with females having a prominent mons.
man, that chick was so slack, the dutch virgin was the only way i could get her off.
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