dutchbag

douche bags that work at coffee establishments. usually they have frosted tips, or really short hair, they are large dudes made by cretin. also always drive either large jacked up trucks, or small rice burners.
ever since tom got that job at dutch bros hes become a real dutchbag, all he cares about anymore is red bull, his car, and his sick tribal tats.
douchebags who also happen to be dirtier than an amsterdam hooker getting off a 12 hour shift during the world cup.
look at that f-cking dutchbag… not only is he drinking a wine cooler and sporting pink izod with a popped collar while talking way too loud on a blue tooth headset, he also has a nasty looking sore on his lip.
typically refers to a male with loser qualities, typically trying too hard to be cool.
he was a complete dutchbag.
a variation on deutchbag, heretofore the foremost, slightly whimsical “slur” for people of dutch heritage. also called amsterdummies. what are they to be mocked for? excellent c-n-l construction? legalizing many drugs and prost-tution? no, these are dutch gifts to mankind. thus, they must be mocked for their innate dutchbaggery.
“did you see him eating his fries with mayonaise and going ‘gurdy gurdy gurdy?'”
yeah. man, that willem is such a dutchbag.
a really cool way of saying douchebag
look at sally, d-mn she is such a dutchbag
a polite way of saying someone’s a d-ch- bag.
you’re a real dutch bag!