Dwank
the act of taking a dump and a w-nk at the same time.
while camping ryan took a dw-nk in the toilet.
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things or situations that are: messed up. terrible. uncool. not right. or jacked up.
ryann: sorry man, i can’t text you. my mom just took away my phone for not doing my ch-r-s.
jeff: f-ck that’s dw-nk.
ryann: i know right?! f-ck.
the term dw-nk means to, have a poo (dump) and m-st-rb-t- (w-nk) at the same time, hence creating the term dw-nk
for example
adrian hocker loves to dw-nk on tuesdays
cool, awesome. in general, a good thing. used soely as an adjective.
that movie the matrix is so dw-nk!
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