Dwarf Fortress
a mult-tude of fun.
this game mainly involves the management of a fortress of dwarves in the hope that you’ll survive another year and not get overrun by the goblins.
oh, and it’s ascii.
greg: whatcha do on the weekend, mike?
mike: well, i was playing dwarf fortress, my fort died.
greg: whadda f-ck is dwarf fortress? sounds sh-t…
mike: no, it’s awesome, it’s ascii!
greg: gaaaaaaaay.
mike: falcoooon puuuuuunch!!!
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