DWE
d-ck with ears
my boss is a real d.w.e..
dwe stands for didn’t wipe enough. dwe occurs during the wiping phase of the p–p process. usually what occurs is a lack of a full wipe job, resulting in excess doody remaining in a persons b-tt crack. the consequences of this include: itchy b-tt crack, p–p stains on your underwear and being able to smell your own -ss crack when you sweat after an activity.
david- hey you gonna try and get with that girl tonight?
zach- nah man, i got bad dwe, i don’t wanna embarr-ss myself.
d-ck with ears. a term used by women to describe males who are jerks or tools.
“bob is such a dwe…. he was at the bar last night making out with brandi and he’s still engaged to desiree.”
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