Dykefest
a party full of women. not to be confused with “ladies’ night” where it’s all older women sitting down talking about their past.
a dyk-fest is all young chicks kissing, dancing, touching and maybe even f-cking each other on the dancefloor.
hon, wanna come in? this is some hot dyk-fest goin’ on in here!
ew i don’t swing that way
the female equivalent of a sausage fest. it is often misleadingly called a party, despite the lack of males present. often involves taking photos, just to post on facebook, and m-ss b-tching sessions.
guy – hey, what are you doing sat-rday night?
girl – oh, i’m going to a party.
guy – really? who’s?
girl – oh, it’s jane’s.
guy – any guys going to be there?
girl – nah
guy – stupid dyk- fest
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