dykes on spikes
female golfers or the lgpa tour
those dyk-s on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.
lesbians who also happen to play softball.
announcer #1: the indianapolis c-ntlickers are coming of a really good season, tim.
announcer #2: i agree bob. they’ve shown their skills in the past couple games. their opponents can’t match their intensity. the pitching rotation has been outstanding, and their are few to no errors in the field. hitting could be a point of weakness. coach hairit-ts has taken steps to fill that hole. you can see the time she and the c-ntlickers have put in in the batting cage, and hopefully, it will pay off. however, you have to remember that they’re dyk-s on spikes and n-body really cares.
announcer #1: i couldn’t agree more.
softball players
“do you see tht girl?”
“yeah she’s a total dyk-s on spikes girl”
“totaly”
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