a f-cking idiot
boy, that kid sure is a dylan burrows
- xanax pancake
the crushed up circular powder pile made when you crush up xanax or other benzos, by covering the pill with a bill and smashing it. usually with a bic lighter. dude, she didn’t even line it up, she snorted the xanax pancake.
- bobby evans
mistake guy 1: i broke up with my girl guy 2: you pulled a bobby evans
- italian wedding chandelier
a woman lays on her back with her legs up, the man then pees in her b-tt hole emm aand adam did a little of the ol’ italian wedding chandelier
- wintergreen lifesavers
the flavor of some lifesavers candy & they spark in the dark when you chew them! when i went into a dark room & chewed wintergreen lifesavers & looked in the mirror, they did spark & it was so cool!
- ben lewis
an attractive sweet guy is also crazy he’s so cute i’ll bet you he’s a ben lewis