Dylan Klebold


had very cool hair, but shot people.
person 1: bahhh why did dylan klebold have to shoot people?

person 2: yeah that sucks dude he had cool hair.
one of the two shooters during the columbine m-ssacre. dylan klebold,18 at the time along with eric harris, 17, entered columbine high school around 11:14 and planted propane tank bombs, then left and waited for them to blow up, when the bombs failed to detonate, they opened fire on students outside,killing one girl, then entered the school were they would kill 11, 1 teacher and eventually themselves
student: what are you doing?
dylan: just killing people.
student: are you gonna kill me?
a fantastic player at counter strike, who gained fame after he pwned 12 students with headshots in de_columbine.
i want to be on dylan klebold’s team
one of a pair of shooters at a highschool in colorado. he and his pal dylan klebold showed up at school late on april 20, 1999, when they arrived they planted propane bombs in the cafeteria, by the soda machines. the had the bombs set to go off at 1:17. afterward they went to the hill to watch the mayhem persue, ready to pick off the people who ran out of the building with their guns. they also had a bomb set in the car that they arrived in. when the times for the bombs to go off arrived, neither did. if the bombs had gone off, the death toll would have been in the hundreds.

as the approached the building, readying themselves for the task at hand, they took off their trench coats and pulled out their weapons (ill say which later) as the events occured 15 people died that day. 14 students and one teacher. 2 of the students were of course themselves, which they killed themselves in the liabrary.

they were armed with pipe bombs, sawed off shotguns, an array of knives, a tec-9, and a 9mm rifle

the events sp-wned a game called scmrpg! or known as super columbine m-ssacre rpg! which is still for download somewhere. (i would suggest it, it is a rather fun game and relieves stress) it is really controversial though, but does not contain blood. it is more of a doc-mentary, while the second half of the game is really more for fun though, as the characters are in h-ll fighting demons, and a southpark version of satan.
i can’t think of a cool thing to say for dylan klebold, but hey, it was fun to play the game though.
a friend and follower of eric harris, in the columbine tragity, weapon owned: tec-dc9

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