Dylan Philosophy


f-ck it
sierra- “my exboyfriend is a d-ck”
dylan- “don’t be sad, just use the dylan philosophy”

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    the action to use your pointer and middle finger to scr-pe the poo out of someone’s -sshole, in a digging motion. she looks like she has alot of poo in her -ss, i should give her a good diggil.

  • Dingle banging

    a synonym for -n-l s-x. dingle – rootword dingle berries, hence coming from the -ss hole. banging – another word for s-x. guy: man you have such a beautiful -ss hole. girl: thanks, you gave me such a rough dingle banging last night.

  • flocklar

    a costume worn during medieval reenactment events or live action role play that is gayer than christmas. the precursor to the sailor outfit. when i told my friend he could not wear his mundane clothes to a larp event and would have to wear a flocklar he swore he would never go.

  • Ass slave

    someone who is a slave to the -ss.most of the time gay men. you’re a total -ss slave so don’t even start with me. -ss slaves are the b-tches of the h-m-s-xual community. they usually have very strong -n-ses that could take such a punishment 24/7. often seen in leather thongs being lead around by […]

  • Filthy Dubstep

    its what a robotic males sperm would sound like traveling from his robotic p-n-s into the robotic female and meeting a robotic egg. that dubstep was filthier that katie prices c-nt. god i love filthy dubstep.


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