Dynocologist
since all the dinosaurs in jur-ssic park are female, a dynocologist is needed to look after the animals, in particular, the pappasmearus rex. one week a month, a dynocologist separates the pappasmearus rex from the other animals because it can become irrational and violent while on its jur-ssic period.
i thought i would never get the dynocologist position at jur-ssic park but life uh uh uh finds a way.
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