dysfenestration
the act of sending a message in the wrong im window (or tab) so that your message gets sent to the wrong person.
dude1999: “you’re so hot.”
mom1234: “wat”
dude1999: “oh cr-p i meant to send that to my girlfriend”
this is a cl-ssic example of dysfenestration.
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