dysgooglia
a marked inability to use the extremely easy to navigate website, google.com, generally to the extreme vexation of others (a portmanteau of dyslexia and google.)
ex 1: are you serious, google can tell you what time it is?
yeah, of course, what do you have dysgooglia or something?
ex 2: why don’t you just ask kathy to find the address online?
no man, she’s got a bad case of dysgooglia, she will be double-clicking for hours.
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