dyslexic anorexic
in the way a dyslexic reads things backwards and an anorexic is someone who is skinny and thinks they’re fat, a dyslexic anorexic is someone who is fat and thinks they are skinny.
can you believe she was wearing that midriff shirt?
yea, she’s a dyslexic anorexic.
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