dyssexyamic


a disease which causes the victim to be s-xy all the time. see also jon shields.
i am dys-xyamic.
disease caused by being too s-xy. see also s-xlexia.
jon shields and fwuann are overcome with dys-xynemia, they’re almost…too s-xy.
disease of s-xiness originated by fwuann and jon shields. contagious to all current lovers.
jon and his lover have a dyss-xyamic lifestyle

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