dystextlexia
when texting in a hurry or when incapacitated due to drink ,drug or some distraction – a mistaken interpretation of intended your word by your phone’s internal dictionary.
lets meet for a riot/shot. doh! mephone be suffering from dystextlexia.
when you mean lets meet for a pint.
i enjoyed our neck the other night …..
i enjoyed our meal the other night
your nun is really hot …….or
your mum is really hot
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