dystextlia
occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.
texted to joanie: what u doin no frida nighu
joanie says to sahyla, “look at this message-lara has dystextlia.”
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