E-bortion


n. when someone starts an internet activity (i.e. mysp-ce or making a webpage) only to give it up in a period of 2-3 weeks.
i made a mysp-ce account the other week but i had to have an e-bortion because i actually have a real life.
when someone cybers too much and their partner becomes unwantedly pregnant they have an ebortion
1. that nerd kid couldnt get any so he had to cyber with some girl from j-pan, now she has to get an ebortion
2. ray lived so far away from his girlfriend they had to cyber without protection, now shes going in for an ebortion

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