e clap
gonorrhea, ya know an sti that is no good good, close to words ‘the clap’
“guess what i got?” -clap clap-
“e clap!!”
when a girl is laying down. a man is making out with her, a different man is man is licking her t-ts, and a different man is eating her out.
screw the h clap, we did the e clap
noun. a computer virus contracted due to unprotected intimacy with web sites of ill repute. note- mac users are largely immune to the e-clap.
i went to www.-n-lsl-ts.com even though norton told me not to. now my computer has the e-clap.
dude! i told you not to go to www.b–bs.org! now you’ve got the e-clap!
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