E-dumb
you get drunk in one night, you join e-harmony.com, loverplanet.com (complete russian) then you sign up for a year subscription of live s-x s-x web cams.
you wake the next morning your credit is out. oh sh-t. do you want to throw 3 dollars.
e-dumb its true i was drunk, didn’t get to pick up anything from the bar did not want to go to bed. some live cyber s-x web cams, then e-eharmony, then loversplanet.com. do you know how many russian women contact me because if they get married it is free citizenship and no work visa.
the thing is i don’t really want to throw it away because it cost me around $300.00 at the same it is an activity that takes time out of my life everyday.
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