E.G.S.
1 sub-species of h-m- sapien who has lost his t-st-cl-s, having been castrated by a female who now holds said nuts in a mayonaisse jar in the refridgerator.
2 piece of sh-t, poor excuse of a man with no nuts or friends; who once had said -ssets.
look at that poor e.g.s. i wonder if he misses his b-lls.
explosive gastric surge. it is the overwhelming urge for a bowel movement caused by gas build up. often happens after breakfast or a meal, especially when accompanied with coffee.
i have to leave now, i’ve got egs.
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