E.L.D.
(n.) abbreviation for “explosive liquid diarrhea,” a very unpleasant gastro-intestinal condition, indeed.
“mom, i gotta stay home from school today. i have e.l.d. and didn’t quite make it to the can in time.”
short hand for extreme lying down.
extreme
lying
down
=eld
english language development aka esl, english as second language. it’s a cl-ss usually for those people who just came to america, and speak english as their second language. they used esl before, but now, they all use eld instead of esl.
a: are you still in eld?
b: nope, i got out of that cl-ss last year.
( el’ – de) 1. noun; abbreviation for the cadillac el dorado, commonly thought of as the “top of the line” in the cadillac catalog. 2. adjective; describing an upgraded or “top of the line” product or person. used in context to give value to a particular item or person. common misconception: el d or “l-d” does not refer to any particular part of the male anatomy and should not be interpreted as “large d-ck”, “loving dong” or any other b-st-rdization of the term.
“so jill, are you ready to step up to the el d, or are you happy with that sh-tty boyfriend you have?”
european lifestyle desire syndrome
a condition in which an american person wishes they could live as a european.
person 1: “i want to live in paris, with a second home in rome!”
person 2: “i think you have a serious case of elds.”
el dorado. the car. that’s it
seriously. the car. that’s it… -ss
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