e-lifting
a technique for getting stuff for free online. to e-lift, start by picking out a company that sells products with a wide range of prices. then, buy one of their cheapest products. when the product arrives, complain to a customer service rep. they will at least offer to replace the product at no additional charge. most of the time, they will send you a new product and refund the original purchase. after all, they don’t want their seller rating dragged down over one of their cheapest products. once in a while they will refund the purchase, send you a new product, and let you keep the original supposedly messed up product.
warnings: usually works, but doesn’t work every time, so don’t use it for anything that you wouldn’t probably have bought anyway.
a man goes e-lifting some new sungl-sses. he finds a company that sells $50 boots and a 3pack of sungl-sses for $6.99. knowing a customer service rep won’t jam him up over a set of sungl-sses for $2 each when they also sell boots for $50, he orders 2 sets gl-sses. when they arrive, he complains to a customer service rep that . not wanting to have their rating lowered over their cheapest product, they offer to send him 2 new sets for free, refund the original order, and let him keep the “defective” products.
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