e – mail abuse
officially, the misuse of employer provided e – mail.
practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.
usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your -ss.
employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e – mails.
manager:
we’ve audited your inbox and these e – mails are completely unacceptable and represent e – mail abuse and a breach of the code of conduct.
what did you mean when you wrote ‘i’d smack that back door’ when writing about my pa?
hr manager:
think carefully about your answer. s-xual harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.
employee:
i was referring to her great -ss and saying i’d like to show it love. i thought it was flattering.
manager:
that’s not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.
hr manager:
i refer you to your e – mail asking joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in finance. what are murmur pants?
employee:
you should know. you told me.
hr manager:
this isn’t about me.
employee:
it’s a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can’t hear a sound.
is there any point in continuing this discussion?
hr manager & manager
no
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