E-mail Coma/Loop
getting addicted to looking at/ sending e-mails, letting several hours go by being oblivious to everything but your own e-mail world.
person a: i thought we were going to hang out 2 hours ago…
person b: i know….i got stuck in an e-mail coma/loop, forgetting about the time. sorry. i had a never ending circle of e-mails to read. i haven’t checked my e-mail in a month, resulting in 1,356 unread e-mails…i totally forgot about it…sorry!!
person a: oh i see…ya that happens to me all the time..anyway, how about hanging out tommorow?
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