e-metro


short for electronic-metros-xual.
(an online conversation)
zeke: hey! =o)
carl: hey
zeke: what’s up! n2m here, just c h i l l a x i n!! =op
carl: dude you need to chill out you are turning e-metro. it is as if you grow a pair of ovaries every time you sit at the computer

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