e-mooch


a frickin’ loser who has no friends so he steals other people’s facebook/mysp-ce/twitter/blog friends. he’ll troll around, commenting on a friend-of-a-friend’s blog and then frickin’ name-dropping the only friend he has ever had. for example, “h-llo blog writer, i’m jake’s friend. you know jake and i know jake, so we’ll be friends now because i’m too lame to get my own friends. even online.”
dude, your friend sam is such an e-mooch. he thinks just cuz i know you and he knows you that he needs to frickin’ comment on my blog and friend me on facebook and mysp-ce and follow me on twitter. tell that e-mooch to get his own electronic friends.

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