e-pottering
the act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., youtubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on facebook, wading through mysp-ce band requests, tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the urban dictionary etc…
the activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 standard earth hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).
dude 1 – bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
dude 2 – no such luck man, i was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.
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