e-pounce


occurs when you are overloaded or bombarded with email or data.
wow…i went away on vacation and when i returned to the office and opened my email, i was e-pounced!
instant messaging somebody the second they log in or are no longer idle.
dude, every d-mn time i log onto im this guy sends me a message…there is no delay…the epounce is instant!

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