e-romance
a romantic relationship which is either initially or only conducted via the internet. considered a taboo by most people of the baby boomer generation as they blindly follow every word of the media. despite this biased way of thinking, it is gaining large acceptance in today’s culture. particularly in the form of online dating services. baby boomers seem to think that all people that a person can meet online are rapists and other pedophiles and therefore do not approve of e-romance, despite all the evidence to the contrary.
normal person: i’m in love with a girl i met online.
baby boomer parent: no! you see, that’s a just some fifty-year old child molester.
normal person: there is nothing wrong with e-romance.
baby boomer parent: yes there is! i will not allow this! you will stop liking this person right now!
normal person: i’m moving out when i’m eighteen.
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