E squared


when somebody has everything except (ee) s-x i.e bl-w j-b, fingering, eatten out
james: melissa how was your night?
melissa: well he fingered me, ate me out, and i gave him a bl-w j-b
james: oh so you had an e squared?
melissa: what the f?
to be esquared is to p-ss the bar exam and be admitted to the bar in two states!
my bright and talented and awesome friend amy just got her bar exam results from both pennsylvania and new jersey and p-ssed both exams thus she is esquared!

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