e-tree


every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an “e-tree”

long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. these new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like “lol” and “:)p”

you have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend
i hate reading email…save an e-tree and call me

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