e-windmilling


the online chat equivalent of windmilling. when the protagonist indiscriminantly ‘steams in’ to one or more users of an online discussion forum.
e-windmilling example from an internet discussion forum:

if you are the acid-faced, bespectacled, arrogant, humourless, stick-up-yer–rs- git who hissed across the pub to instruct me to quit enjoying banter with the other teams in the pub quiz, please be informed that at the next quiz i have every intention of sitting right next to you and shouting out all the wrong answers right in your miserable, po-faced, evidently-works-in-finance ear.

sir: if you don’t like banter, don’t go down the pub.

looking forward to whupping your -rs- (in the quiz, of course. i don’t do fisticuffs, even if that is what you were angling for last night. sorry to deny you the satisfaction of neanderthal pleasures) next sunday, once again.

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