EAD
1) a three letter acronym for “eat a d-ck”
2) a shortcut to tell someone to go eat a d-ck
ead dale!~
acronym for ‘eat a d-ck.’
especially useful when emailing on corporate accounts that scan for inappropriate language.
also time-saving.
hannah: erika, you suck at scrabble.
erika: hannah you need to e a d.
when a person is enjoying their recent winning form on the video game fifa and the embarr-ssingly sh-t owners of fifa, ea sports, come into your game and f-ck you over.
i am on a 3 win streak in pro club in division 1. ea decide they’ve had enough of my winning ways and match me up with the same club 3 times in a row and sh-t all over me, thus forcing me to shout ‘f-cking ea’d again, what is the point.’
eads, or european aeronautic defence and sp-ce company is the second largest defense company in the world with revenues of over 30 billion euros. it owns, among other companies, airbus, which is the make of the gigantic a380. it also created the eurofighter and is competing for the u.s. tanker bid worth about 100 billion dollars. it is the true european company.
jack: yo, i saw eads is working on a stealth combat drone that can do air to air fights.
daniel: wow, boeing is gonna sh-t their pants.
e. a. d. is an acronym for “eat a d-ck.”
i was in traffic and the car next to me was honking, trying to get infromt of me, so i told him to “e. a. d.”
eat a d-ck.
todd: i thought you were going to the game
chris: i was but what had happen was
todd:
military slang for eat a d-ck. generally means that you’ve just been given a sh-tty task that noone wants to do.
ead chump, better you than me!
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