Eager


fans of the university of auburn, known as eagers because they are confused about what their own mascot is. they scream “war eagle” even though their mascot is a tiger, and even name their pet bird “tiger”. when you combine an eagle and a tiger, you get an obnoxious eager.
an eager is a person who is obnoxious, jealous, and feels inferior, a person who doesn’t root for his/her team, but rather against other teams – especially big brother, otherwise known as the university of alabama. eager also applies well, since they are so eager to accept the points they are given when a superior team feels sorry for them.
those eagers are more annoying than usual. maybe if they ever win more than 1/2 a national championship they won’t feel as inferior to the crimson tide.
self-obsessed, backstabbing, too excited, overly obsessed with picture
ew that girl is s eager why could she have frinds?

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