eans


a type of guy who is around 5″7′, 130lbs he is great with the ladies and has always got a fat wad in his wallet. he enjoys a good party and often hits on drunken girls even best friends, occasionally getting laid.

#1: he is such an ean.

#2: ya dude he’s pretty awesome and is totally going to get laid by that girl tonight
#1: he is such an ean.

#2: ya dude he’s pretty awesome and is totally going to get laid by that girl tonight
hold up, easy there, simmer down, cool off
eans on that stuff!!
cocaine, blow, charley, snow. . . . etc.
got eans? if not, let’s get some!

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