Ear Beards


ear beards- excessive hair on the outside of the eards forming miniature beards or ‘eards’
webb needs to trim his ear beards before they get too long
when the hair in a man’s (or woman’s) ear becomes so co-rs- and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. it needs constant grooming and tr-mm-ng.
praful’s ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o’clock shadow is apparent by the next day.

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