ear-buttons
1. the skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory c-n-l. also called the tragus.
2. the magical b-ttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.
do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear counting crows?
no, i just push my ear-b-ttons.
what are those?
the little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don’t get your fingers gross with earwax.
sounds complicating. i think i’ll just stick with wax-fingers.
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