Ear Fuck

when a chick won’t blow you
i think she wanted and ear f-ck. i tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick
when a woman (usually a “trick”) won’t give you her goodies, you are forced to put up with her talk instead, and instead of your c-ck, your ear gets f-cked!
“d-mnit homes! this trick aint givin’ me nothin’ but an ear f-ck!”
1. when you can’t get laid and you’re forced to listen to a girl for hours
2. when someone sticks his finger or other object in your ear.
1. i went to a party just to get ear f-cked by girls who won’t take their pants off.
2. aw gross!
you just got ear f-cked!
introduction of the p-n-s in a partner’s skull via the ear. a relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).
in an ideal world, jessica rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. then, roger would climb up and give her an earf-ck.
annoying commercial advertis-m-nt with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.

source: reddit
have you seen the new car insurance commercial? it’s such an earf-ck that i had to mute the tv! i will hate that company forever.
when a person (e.g. mum, dad) won’t stop nagging you.
for f-ck sake mum your such an ear f-cker.

dad your giving me an ear f-ck
talking trash over the phone because your squeeze is somewhere else having s-x.
“hey, ear f-ck me baby. let’s breathe heavily, ask what each other is wearing, and discuss how to get each other get off over the phone.”