Ear Twinkie


a small “tic tac” sized sphere of skin located in front of the ear. this is common among stubby white boys and azn males that are superior in kung fu.
confused p-sserby: hey luke, what’s that on the side of your head?

luke: oh it’s just my ear twinkie

less confused p-sserby: wow, thats pretty gross

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