Ear Whore (EW)


someone who pretends he’s working but is actually listening to everyones conversations (even peoples keystrokes).

joto, stop being an ear wh-r- and get back to your 1’s and 0’s….!!
doctor: “d” how can you focus or even do work if you’re always listening to everyones conversations?

joto: it’s ok, i am a professional ear wh-r- (ew).. i can hear sounds less than 25dba (sound of breathing @ 1 m), and still manage to browse the web.

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