Earballs


another word for ears. made famous by the animated american tv spy comedy, archer.

coined due to ear sounding similar to eye.
“ow, my earb-lls!” – cheryl tunt, archer
the inner parts of the ear. similar to the eyeball but used for hearing.
d-mn it franco, you stuck that pencil right in my earball!
verb; to listen with a critical or objective ear. one would “earball” a great music remix or other piece of audio in the same way as one might “eyeball” a hot chick.

note that this differs from the two-word definition “ear ball” elsewhere on urban dictionary, which refers to the inner workings of the human ear.
cliche guy #1: made some slammin’ breakbeats on my computer last night and i got ’em in my player.

cliche guy #2 gimme your ‘phones man, lemme earball ’em.
a combination of your eye b-lls and your ears. to be used when both senses are used simultaneously for the same purpose, like watching and listening to a concert.
oh my god! that concert was terrible! it made my ear-b-lls bleed!
first concieved due to agent orange in the mohican wars of 1476

eye ball <--> ear

an eye on your ear

an ear on your eye
“wow his ear ball is throbbing”

“his huge hair covers his ear ball”

“god i miss the navy”

“damb the marines”

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